Jojo Kiss and Zelda Morrison are lifelong friends. They grew up together, went to the same schools, and cheered for the same team. They got into a lot of trouble together, too! Now they're freshmen in community college, and even though they no longer go to the same school, they're still cheerleaders. And today their football teams are playing one another, which is where we're meeting them. It's post-game, actually, and they're about to get in trouble again. This time, Jojo is going to drag Zelda into the men's locker room! Why? Jojo knows Zelda's never been with the black man, so why not let a couple of Jojo's football player fuck buddies take a turn or two with Zelda? Who cares if Zelda has a boyfriend! Jojo just wants to see the expression on Zelda's face when she's starting at almost two feet of black meat. Then, it's time to convert Zelda to a BCS!!